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Friday, January 6, 2012

Wizards vs. Magic: A Retrospective Quarter-by-Quarter Video Analysis

First Quarter--ORL 31, WAS 14:
the Wizkids did an awesome job pretending to be asleep/and/or/zombies during the first quarter. the Magic never saw it coming

Second Quarter--ORL 56, WAS 38:
this quarter the Wizkids were like, "look, we're a basketball team! but sometimes we don't really know the rules to basketball. but look, I kept the ball out of the little orange circle thing!"

Third Quarter--ORL 83, WAS 60:
this quarter, Andray Blatche was like Deion Sanders, Nick Young was like the backup dancers, Flip Saunders was like all of Deion's bizarre suits, John Wall was like the fake money, and the Magic were all like, "WTF are they thinking," just like the producers of this video

Final--ORL 103, WAS 85:
this video is a rhetorical metaphor for the prospects for the rest of the Wizkids season

stay tuned for the next Wizards Retrospective Video Anaylsis, in which I try to think of a video for the game in which the Wizkids decide not to show up at all.

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