NBA JAM draft pick 2: Paul/Griffin, Lob City

I agree with Halp -- who cares about fundamentals here. I wanna see the basketball catch on fire and the hoop shake like it's been electrocuted. Right now we've got 24.7 and 15.2 ppg from these two, to go along with 10.3 boards for Blake and 9.8 assists for CP3, as well as 5 moments per game that make Bill Simmons do this:

Instant offense and a hell of a lot of fun to watch. No question. OK, Thornton, we're ready for your Lowry/Thabeet pick.